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So I’m beboping in my hooptie to work yesterday, listening to a local pop station, Movin’ 107.5.  They were playing “Waterfalls” by TLC, a 90’s tune that brought back a lot of memories from high school.  Reminds me of Gerald “T-Bone” Tibbins.
 But as I got about 2/3 of the way through the song, I remembered […]

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7Y_AkT7PEM

When did our society decide that you’re not responsible for your own actions?  Why are there so many frivolous lawsuits?  It’s obviously because no one is forced to be responsible for their own actions.
You have the classics like McDonalds coffee is actually hot or robbers who sue their would-be-victims.
This one is priceless.  A cheerleader is filing suit […]

This display of intelligence aired on August 24th during the Miss Teen USA 2007 contest.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZABeQ5vkpXM

US Americans?
THE Iraq?!
Such as!?!
Doesn’t she seem proud of her answer?
How did AC Slater keep a straight face during that?
She still managed to finish as 3rd runner-up - which in non-pagaent speak is called 4th place.
Beauty pageants are great for one thing […]

Girls can tell other girls that they’re pretty.  They take it as a compliment and go on about their business.  There’s nothing sexual about it (even though in guys’ minds there is).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRWxbByXUME

When a guy says that another guy looks good, it’s gay.  Actually, if he says anything complimentary about another guy, his friends have a duty […]

OK, so this is nasty. But aren’t nasty things sometimes just so funny that you can’t stop laughing about it?
OK, here’s the story. I’m at the urinal yesterday and I’m doin’ my thing. Then I look down and notice that I’m a little…unkempt. Usually when I’m at a commode in […]

Why did I like hip-hop music just a couple short years ago?  Why did I say that I liked Ludacris, or sing along with Missy E in “Get Ur Freak On”?
  I’ll tell you why.  Because it sounded good and the lyrics didn’t bother me - too bad.  I’ll admit that when it comes to […]

In order to renew one’s license nowadays, you simply go to the DMV/DPS’s website, enter in a few bits of information, pay a fee and voila! You’ve got a new license coming in the mail within a couple of weeks. What the fuck? All you need to do in order to operate […]

Parking spaces in Manhattan are being sold for over $200,000. This is unbelievable. According to the article, this is by no means unusual for a city the size of New York. I often wonder about people, and stuff like this makes me wonder even more. I mean, what the hell!?! How rich do you have […]

How hypocritical, he constantly demeans Western culture, but he maintains a MySpace page.   I’m sure that the people of Iran are sorely disappointed.