Apeforce

This display of intelligence aired on August 24th during the Miss Teen USA 2007 contest.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZABeQ5vkpXM

US Americans?
THE Iraq?!
Such as!?!
Doesn’t she seem proud of her answer?
How did AC Slater keep a straight face during that?
She still managed to finish as 3rd runner-up - which in non-pagaent speak is called 4th place.
Beauty pageants are great for one thing […]

OK, so I’m reading an article on PopSci.com and notice that the Greenland ice cap is shedding huge amounts (150 gigatons per year) of fresh water due to global warming.  The article goes on to say that this could cause worldwide devastation…yadda yadda yadda.  I’m sure it’s at least partially true. 
But since I’m in a weird mood today and I’m […]

Well, this is where it begins.
 Godzilla!
Oh sure, 1.2 cubic meters of radioactive water isn’t dangerous to the environment.  Pay no attention to that HUGE THING on the side of the building.  It’s a plume of black smoke you say?  Granted he’s a newborn - smaller and still a bit amorphous, but that’s him.  You just wait.  And hope […]