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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7Y_AkT7PEM

When did our society decide that you’re not responsible for your own actions?  Why are there so many frivolous lawsuits?  It’s obviously because no one is forced to be responsible for their own actions.
You have the classics like McDonalds coffee is actually hot or robbers who sue their would-be-victims.
This one is priceless.  A cheerleader is filing suit […]

This display of intelligence aired on August 24th during the Miss Teen USA 2007 contest.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZABeQ5vkpXM

US Americans?
THE Iraq?!
Such as!?!
Doesn’t she seem proud of her answer?
How did AC Slater keep a straight face during that?
She still managed to finish as 3rd runner-up - which in non-pagaent speak is called 4th place.
Beauty pageants are great for one thing […]

A village in Serbia has erected a giant replica of the statue seen in the Rocky movies!   Hell yeah!  Who’s to say art is only for depicting real-life stuff?  The people in this town have suffered a lot.  Fictional or not, the sources from which we draw inspiration to keep on living are worth honoring.

Girls can tell other girls that they’re pretty.  They take it as a compliment and go on about their business.  There’s nothing sexual about it (even though in guys’ minds there is).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRWxbByXUME

When a guy says that another guy looks good, it’s gay.  Actually, if he says anything complimentary about another guy, his friends have a duty […]

Sign me up!  Here is the trailer.  A western starring two of the finest actors of our time?  I can’t wait!

The other day I was getting nostagic (as I am prone to do on occasion) and remembered a commercial for a board game called “The Omega Virus”.  The thing I remember most about the commercial is that as you played a central computer would taunt the players during the game and say things like “You […]

Nim Chimsky, Furious George, and I went to see Rescue Dawn.  Pretty much all I knew about this film is that it stars Christian Bale (who I’m developing a man-crush on).
The film is based on the true story of Dieter Dengler, an immigrant American pilot who is shot down over Laos early in the Vietnam “War.”  His […]

This might be funnier to me than most, being an ex-sousaphone player and all. But, I’ve got to say that this is absolute gold from The Onion