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Peter Jackson gets the monkey off his back
With ‘Kong’ now on DVD, ‘beginning of something new’

Tuesday, March 28, 2006; Posted: 1:08 p.m. EST (18:08 GMT)

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Peter Jackson got to fulfill his dreams by making “Lord of the Rings” and “King Kong.”

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Zodiac
 
Chuck Norris doesn’t shower, he only takes blood baths.

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/news/comments/?entryid=308163
 
Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.

Should be a good one, from the makers of Reno 911!
 
Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

http://www.slate.com/id/2138668/
 
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell “What The Hell was That?”
 
 

http://www2.foxsearchlight.com/thankyouforsmoking/
Comes out in DFW on March 31st.
Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth’s atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a […]

New show on G4’s “Barbed Wire Biscuit”.
Caught it last night after I got home from work and it is freaking hilarious (it could have been that I was just tired, but extremely hyper Japanese commentators and Japanese contests are indeed funny).  What’s great is that I could “play” at home - which one of the farmers with their […]

What do you guys think of this?  We select a book, one that is available on audio tape and in paperback would be preferable I suppose, everyone reads it and we discuss here.  To make it more manageable, we could parse it up so that we are discussing, for example, chapters 1-2 this week, chapters […]

   http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0060825782/sr=8-1/qid=1142956429/ref=sr_1_1/102-6826579-6625757?%5Fencoding=UTF8  (I don’t know if this link will work, but I hope so)
Ya’ll know I’ve never been much of a reader, so I gotta listen to it at work.  The first couple of books of Mere Christianity are really easy to follow and understand - the third one takes a little more concentration than I […]

Here’s what I’ve had in my playlists of late
lo-fi/indie The ElectedElliott Smith (”Son of Sam”)Beulah (”Emma Blowgun’s Last Stand”, “Silverado Days”, “Warmer”, “Calm Go the Wild Seas”)The Concretes
RockFranz Ferdinand (”40′”)Modest Mouse (”Float On”, “Bukowski”)Ambulance Ltd
And Rufus Wainwright.  He’s a little fruity, but since he’s classically trained there are layers to his music that defies the […]